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avatar ShadowMasterUvLegend 3 year.ago

Putin, Biden and Zelensky are all in a hot air balloon

Putin, Biden and Zelensky are all in a hot air balloon and it’s starting to lose altitude. They need to lose some weight to stop from crashing. Putin throws out a bottle of vodka and says “don’t worry I’ve got too much of that in my country anyway” Biden throws out an AR-15 and says “don’t worry I’ve got too much of that in my country anyway” Zelensky throws out Putin and says “don’t worry I’ve got too much of that in my country anyway” and looks at Biden smugly as they crash anyways due to the massive weight of Zelensky's balls.

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